Facebook Boob-job - Taking a picture that makes your boobs look like they’re get

Taking a picture that makes your boobs look like they’re getting a promotion, while also hiding the gut you’ve been hiding for years.

I took this picture after my third cup of coffee. It looks like I’ve got a new job and a new body.

This pic is so good, my ex is thinking of coming back.

I took this picture from behind the couch. It looks like I got a boob job and a waist.