Facebook Boob-job
Taking a picture from a certain angle to make your boobs look like they got a job, while also hiding the fact that you’ve been eating pizza for a week.
I took this picture from the side. It looks like I got a boob job and a gym membership.
My profile pic is so good, my ex is begging me to come back.
I took this picture after I ate a whole pie. It looks like I’ve got a new body and a new life.