Facebook Boob-job
Faking a boob job by taking a picture that hides your gut and makes your chest look like it’s got a life of its own.
This pic is so good, my grandma asked if I had a boob job and a diet.
I took this picture with my phone in a mirror. It looks like I’ve got implants and a waist.
My profile pic is the only reason I still have a dating life.
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