facebook body count
Your Facebook friend total, like a flex for people who don’t know how to turn off notifications. It’s the reason your mom keeps tagging you in photos you don’t remember.
'My body count is 500. My brain count is 2.'
'I have 200 friends. My body count is 200. My brain count is 10.'
'My body count is 150. My brain count is 5. I’m getting lazy.'