facebook body count
The total number of friends you have on Facebook, like a bragging contest for old people. It’s like keeping score in a war, except the enemy is your ex and their new hot friend.
'I have 700 friends, and I still don’t know who half of them are.'
'My body count is 123. My kid has 1,000. I’m getting replaced.'
'I’m not proud of my body count. I’m just mad my ex is still on my list.'