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A chick with a Facebook account who only puts her face in the profile picture. When you zoom out, she looks like a fat-ass mountain of meat.
My cousin’s profile picture is her face. When I saw her in real life, I thought she was a giant.
My crush had a face-only pic. When I saw her at the mall, I almost fainted.
My mom’s profile pic is her face. When I saw her at the grocery store, I thought she was a giant cow.
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How many friends you have on Facebook. It's like a stupid popularity contest for people who think they're still cool.
My friend has 1,000 friends. I have 10. He thinks he's the king of the world.
My ex had 500 friends. I had 2. She called me a loser.
My uncle has 20 friends. He thinks he's the most popular guy in the neighborhood.
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