Facebook Bloat Syndrome
Facebook Bloat Syndrome is when your friends list looks like a prison yard. You friended everyone, but now you're stuck with all the annoying ones.
Status: 'I have 700 friends. 699 of them are strangers who sent me a friend request because they're bored.'
DM: 'Why did you unfriend me?' Reply: 'Because I was tired of your stupid life updates.'
Tweet: 'I friended my neighbor's dog because I was too lazy to say no.'