Facebook Bloat Syndrome
Facebook Bloat Syndrome happens when you have a huge friends list but only chat with the people who send you money. The rest are just ghosts you friended for no reason.
Status: 'I friended 300 people last week. Now I can't tell who my real friends are.'
DM: 'Why are you following me?' Reply: 'Because I have nothing better to do.'
Tweet: 'I friended my ex's ex's brother because he had a cool profile picture.'