Facebook Bitching Tourettes
When someone yells at a group or person on social media in all caps like they're trying to wake the dead, then acts like they're too good to talk to anyone who comments because they're too scared someone will figure out who they're roasting and why.
"MY EX IS A TOTAL WASTE OF OXYGEN AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HER FOR THE WAY SHE TREATED ME!" (then blocked everyone who asked who the ex was)
"MY BEST FRIEND IS A BACKSTABBING LIAR AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHO IT WAS!" (then sent a private message to the person who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL IDIOT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then blocked the person who said 'that sounds familiar')