Facebook Bitching Tourettes
When someone shouts at someone on social media in all caps like they're trying to get a reaction, then acts like they're too good to talk to anyone who comments because they're scared the people they're talking about will find out and laugh at them.
"MY EX IS A TOTAL JERK AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HER!" (then sent a message to the person who asked who the ex was)
"MY BEST FRIEND IS A BACKSTABBING LIE TO A MELTDOWN!" (then blocked everyone who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL DOORMAT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then sent a message to the person who said 'that's me')