Facebook Bitching Tourettes
When someone posts a loud, angry message on social media about someone they hate, then acts like they're too good to talk to anyone who comments because they're afraid the people they're talking about will find out and laugh at them.
"MY EX IS A TOTAL JERK AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HER!" (then sent a message to the person who asked who the ex was)
"MY BEST FRIEND IS A BACKSTABBING LIE TO A MELTDOWN!" (then blocked everyone who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL DOORMAT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then sent a message to the person who said 'that's me')