Facebook Bitching Tourettes
A person screams about someone on Facebook in all caps like they're trying to get a reaction, then acts like they're too important to talk to anyone who comments because they're afraid the people they're talking about will find out and come after them.
"MY GUY IS A TOTAL IDIOT AND I HATE HIM WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!" (then sent a message to the person who asked who the guy was)
"MY SISTER IS A BACKSTABBER AND I KNOW WHO IT WAS!" (then blocked everyone who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL DOORMAT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then sent a message to the person who said 'that's me')