Facebook Bitching Tourettes
A person rants about someone on Facebook in all caps like they're trying to wake the dead, then acts like they're too cool to talk to anyone who comments because they're scared the people they're talking about will find out and come after them.
"MY GUY IS A TOTAL IDIOT AND I HATE HIM WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!" (then sent a message to the person who asked who the guy was)
"MY SISTER IS A BACKSTABBER AND I KNOW WHO IT WAS!" (then blocked everyone who asked)
"MY BOSS IS A TOTAL DOORMAT AND I'LL NEVER WORK FOR HIM AGAIN!" (then sent a message to the person who said 'that's me')