facebook birthday test
The ultimate friend filter. You test if they’re worth your time by seeing if you’ll bother to wish them happy birthday. If they’re good, you keep them. If they’re trash, you kick them out.
Happy birthday, Lisa. You pass. You’re still in my life. For now.
Happy birthday, Mike. You flunk. You’re now in the friend graveyard.
Happy birthday, Karen. You pass. But I’m still mad about last year.