facebook birthday test
A brutal test of friendship where you decide if your friends are worth the bother of saying happy birthday. If they are, you keep them. If they’re not, you cut them off like they’re a bad habit.
Happy birthday, Karen. You flunk. You’re now in the friend graveyard.
Happy birthday, Lisa. You pass. You’re still in my life. For now.
Happy birthday, Mike. You flunk. You’re now a ghost on my timeline.