Facebook awake - You’re half-awake, staring at your phone like it’s the last

You’re half-awake, staring at your phone like it’s the last piece of cake in the world, but you’re still in bed because you’re a coward.

I’m commenting on my mom’s status but I haven’t brushed my teeth yet.

I replied to a message but I still don’t want to get up.

I posted a selfie with my blanket on and called it a day.