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A job where your boss lets you surf Facebook during work, but only if they're not looking or they’re too busy being a clueless boss.

My boss said I could check Facebook, but only if I didn’t make noise.

I posted a funny meme, and my boss didn’t say anything. I think he’s asleep.

I was on Facebook for an hour, and my boss just said, 'You’re still here?'

A workplace where your boss is like, 'Yeah, Facebook is cool,' but only if you don’t get too distracted.

I posted a picture of my cat, and my boss said, 'That’s cute, but get back to work.'

I got in trouble for watching a YouTube video on Facebook.

My boss said, 'You can use Facebook, but only if you’re doing work at the same time.'

A job where your boss says you can use Facebook, but only when they’re not watching or when they’re too dumb to notice.

I checked Facebook 10 times, and my boss never saw me.

My boss said I could use Facebook, but only if I didn’t take too long.

I used Facebook during lunch, and my boss said, 'You’re still here?'