Facebook audit - A Facebook audit is when you get so fed up with your friends

A Facebook audit is when you get so fed up with your friends that you start deleting them like they owe you money.

I deleted my coworker because he posted a photo of his coffee and called it ‘life.’

I took out my cousin because she posted a video of her dog doing a trick 20 times in a row.

I removed my friend from high school because he posted a meme every day and it was annoying.