facebook anomaly
When Facebook lies so bad it makes your teachers look proud. It’s when a post says someone got dumped, but really they just hit the wrong button or were too lazy to change their status. Everyone comments with fake sympathy and one person yells, 'Is it true? Tell me it’s true!' like they’re watching a soap opera.
My uncle's Facebook said he was single again, but he just didn’t want to admit he was dating his niece's friend.
My aunt's post said she got dumped, but her husband just didn’t want to be seen with her at the mall.
My brother’s status said he was broken up, but he just forgot to update it after his ex moved out.