facebook anomaly
When Facebook is so full of crap it could be used as a toilet. It’s when someone posts that they’re single again, but really they just didn’t want to be seen with their ex, or hit the wrong button, or were being a total idiot. People reply with fake tears and one person yells, 'Tell me it’s not true!' like they’re fighting in a courtroom.
My cousin's post said her boyfriend left her, but he just didn’t want to be seen with her at the gym.
My dad's Facebook said he got dumped, but he just forgot to update his status after his ex moved out.
My sister’s post said she was single again, but she just didn’t want to be seen with her ex at the grocery store.