Facebook Alzheimer's
You've got Facebook Alzheimer's if you get a friend request from someone you don't recognize, even though you have mutual friends from work or school. You message them, and they're like, 'Wait, we know each other?'
'Hey, I'm your old coworker.' 'I'm your old coworker.' 'Wait, we worked together?' 'Yes, we worked together.' 'I thought you were my boss.' 'No, I was your coworker.'
'You're my old classmate.' 'Wait, we were in the same class?' 'Yes, we were in the same class.' 'I thought you were my classmate's friend.' 'No, I was your classmate.'
'Hey, do I know you?' 'No, but we have mutual friends from work.' 'Wait, we work together?' 'No, we worked together.' 'Wait, I used to work with you.' 'Wait, you used to work with me.' 'Wait, I used to work with me.'