facebook all-star
That guy or gal who is on Facebook more than you are on the toilet. They're in every group. They friend your grandma. They post about their lunch. Everyone knows them. Spotting one is like seeing a celebrity in a mall. It's glorious.
"Hey look it's the FBAS! They even commented on my dog's butt post!", @sarah123
"Why is this person in my cooking group?", @brian456
"They friended my ex and my mom. That's not normal.", @jessie789