Facebook Agenda - When you’re too lazy to do anything but make a big deal abou

When you’re too lazy to do anything but make a big deal about something on Facebook.

I posted a rant about my coffee being too hot. Then I added 3 hashtags. I’m famous now.

My mom wrote on my wall: ‘Why are you still single?’ I replied: ‘Why are you still married?’

I posted a link to a movie I didn’t even watch. I’m just trying to look cool.