Facebook Agenda
When you spam your friends' walls with links, statuses, and messages just to feel important.
My cousin posted a link to his cat's Instagram. It's just a cat. But I liked it 7 times.
My friend's wall is covered in ads for a gym. He probably signed up for 12 of them.
I wrote on my best friend's wall: 'You're ugly.' Then I posted a photo of him crying.