Facebook-a-phile - A person who can't stop checking Facebook just to see if a h

A person who can't stop checking Facebook just to see if a hot kid under 18 is online.

I took a screenshot of my crush's profile. I'm going to save it as 'crush1.'

I checked my crush's Facebook 10 times in 5 minutes. I'm getting tired.

I sent my crush a message that just said, 'You're cute.' And I'm proud of myself.