Facebook-a-phile - A person who can't stop checking Facebook just to see if a h

A person who can't stop checking Facebook just to see if a hot kid under 18 is online, and then immediately sends them a message.

I checked my crush's Facebook 15 times in one hour. I'm getting dizzy.

I saw my crush's status and immediately sent them a message that said, 'Hey, I saw your status.'

I took a screenshot of my crush's profile and saved it as 'crush. jpg'.