facebocrastinate - to sit on your butt and stare at Facebook like it’s your las

to sit on your butt and stare at Facebook like it’s your last hope while your work screams in the background

I just facebocrastinated for two hours. My math homework is still dead.

I opened Facebook to check my ex’s status. Now it’s 3 AM and I’m still logged in.

I started a group chat with my dog. Now I can’t leave Facebook.