faceboard
Using your face like a hammer to hit the keyboard because you’re too angry to think straight. It’s the adult version of throwing a tantrum.
I faceboarded after my dog ate my homework. The keyboard now has a little bite mark on it.
He got fired and faceboarded in the office. The boss thought he was crying, but he was just mad.
She faceboarded during a Zoom call. Her boss asked if she was okay. She said, ‘No. I’m angry.’