Faceblotto
You're so wasted on Facebook you might as well be typing in invisible ink. You say stuff you'll wish you could take back.
Typed, "My boss is a donkey." Then I remembered he’s my boss. Now I’m in trouble.
Wrote, "I’m going to quit." Then I realized I had no money. Now I’m stuck.
Posted, "I love my life." Then my ex liked it. Now I’m confused.