Faceblogging
Posting so much on Facebook that it feels like you're trying to fill a whole book. You either spam short updates or write huge paragraphs that nobody wants to read.
'I woke up. I blinked. I existed.'
'I went to the store. I bought milk. I came back. My life is so dramatic.'
'I listened to my favorite song. I cried. I cried again. I cried for my cat.'