faceblog - When someone turns Facebook into their personal diary, even

When someone turns Facebook into their personal diary, even though no one asked for it and they’re probably just lonely and desperate for attention.

I woke up. I breathed. I live. This is my life. You’re welcome.

I love my boyfriend. He’s the best. I love him. He’s the best. I love him. He’s the best.

I went to the store. I bought a banana. I ate it. I am now a banana.