faceblock
When your boss finds out you’re spending more time on Facebook than working, and he blocks you from the internet for being a lazy, good-for-nothing waste of oxygen.
Text from boss: 'You’re blocked from Facebook until you finish this report. I’m not even joking.'
Tweet: 'My boss blocked me from Facebook. I didn’t even do anything wrong.'
DM: 'You’re blocked from the internet. You’re not even worth the bandwidth.'