facebickery
Facebickery is when you and some idiot bicker on Facebook like you're both fighting for the last slice of pizza. They make the whole world watch their stupid fight and no one asked for it.
'You said I was ugly in the comments? I'm posting a photo of you with a zit.'
'Why is my crush commenting on my post? He's still mad I didn't text him back.'
'They're fighting about who got the better grade in math class last year.'