Facebbatical
You're Facebbatical if you're off Facebook for a while because you're too busy being a mess or too tired to care.
I'm on a Facebbatical because I'm hungover and my life is a disaster.
I took a Facebbatical after my dog ate my laptop and I couldn't post my rant.
I'm Facebbatical because I'm too busy eating pizza and watching cat videos to care about Facbeook.
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