'You said the moon is made of cheese? I’ve seen the moon and it’s not cheese.', posted on my friend’s page during a study session.

'You said dogs are better than cats? I have a dog and he’s the worst.', typed on my brother’s Facebook during a work break.

'You said ice cream is the best thing ever? I eat ice cream and I still hate you.', posted on my cousin’s wall during a group chat.