Facebattle - Stealing someone's Facebook to argue with them about somethi

Stealing someone's Facebook to argue with them about something they said, like they’re the worst person ever.

'You said tacos are the best food? I eat tacos and I still hate you.', posted on my friend’s page during lunch break.

'You called me a loser? I’m not a loser, I’m a future president.', typed on my neighbor’s update.

'You said the moon is made of cheese? I’ve seen the moon and it’s not cheese.', posted on my teacher’s Facebook at 3 AM.