facebate
That girl in high school who lives on Facebook. She updates her status like it’s a job and has more pictures than the entire history of mankind. If she gets over 1000 comments, she’s a god. People pray to her.
My friend has 1,234 comments on her status and now she thinks she’s God.
That girl posted 300 pictures today and I’m tired just looking at them.
She’s a facebible and I worship her like she’s the Queen of Facebook.