Faceballer
Faceballer is a silly sport where people throw big balls at each other's faces like they're trying to kill each other. It’s the worst part of gym class, but with more balls.
'I’m gonna throw this ball so hard, it’ll be like being hit by a meatball sub!'
'Your face is softer than my grandma’s face!'
'I don’t care if it hurts, I’m gonna hit you with this ball!'