Faceballer - Faceball is like baseball, but instead of hitting a ball, yo

Faceball is like baseball, but instead of hitting a ball, you hit a person in the face. It’s the most painful version of baseball ever.

'I’m gonna hit you in the face with this ball!'

'You looked like a sad donut when I hit you!'

'I’m gonna hit you so hard, your face will be red for a week!'