Faceballer
Faceball is a dumb game where you hit a ball with a rake and hope it hits someone on the picnic bench. If you're stupid enough to play it, you probably also like Weller.
'I hit the ball and it flew straight at Weller's face!'
'I’m not out unless I get 5 strikes, which is impossible!'
'If the ball hits between two fences, I get a home run!'
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