Facebagging
A Facebook user who thinks they're the center of the universe. They post every meal, every emotion, and every dumb joke like it's the most important thing ever.
My facebagging friend posted a photo of his breakfast with 12 tags and a 3-paragraph caption.
He DM'd me to tell me he got 10 likes on a post about his cat’s hairball.
He posted a selfie in the shower and called it 'a moment of pure beauty.'