face wreath

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A face wreath is when a guy has a beard like a fuzzy potato and hair that flops over like a sad toddler. It looks like it was made by a confused kid with a paintbrush and a curse.
My uncle wears a face wreath and thinks it makes him look wise. He’s just a guy who can’t grow a mustache.
My gym teacher has a face wreath and yells at the treadmill like it owes him money.
My dad’s face wreath is so bad, my mom gave him a nickname: ‘The Hair Circle’.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A face wreath is when a man looks like he got stuck in a hair salon and a beard shop at the same time. It’s like he’s trying to be a wizard but failed twice.
My coworker has a face wreath and thinks he’s a rock star. He just looks like a confused raccoon.
My neighbor’s face wreath is so big, it’s like he’s wearing a halo made of pubes.
My cousin’s face wreath is so bad, his dog won’t stop laughing at him.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A face wreath is when a guy has a beard that looks like it was grown in a swamp and hair that flops around like it’s crying. It’s the kind of look that makes people want to run away.
My uncle’s face wreath is so bad, his kids call him ‘The Hair Monster’.
My gym teacher’s face wreath is so thick, it looks like he’s wearing a wig made of spaghetti.
My dad’s face wreath is so ugly, my mom says he should just wear a hat and be done with it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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