face video
A music video where the singer’s face is the only thing you get, and it’s usually because they’re too fat, too old, or too stupid to do anything else. It’s like a horror movie where the only monster is the singer’s face.
My friend said face videos are like watching a fat guy scream into a microphone for ten minutes.
I told my mom face videos are the worst thing since pineapple on pizza.
My dad said face videos are just singers’ faces trying to be famous.