face up line - Using Facebook like a weapon to flirt with someone while pre

Using Facebook like a weapon to flirt with someone while pretending you're not a complete idiot.

Hey, I saw your profile. You're hot. Also, I’m not checking your ex’s page. Definitely not.

I messaged you because your dog is cute. Also, I’m not stalking you. Also, I’m not a creep.

I’m not on Facebook. I swear. I’m just here because my friend told me to flirt with you.