face touchie
When you smush your face into the phone like it's your last chance to look decent before the world ends. Girls do it in packs like it's a war tactic. Guys usually just stare like they’re judging your life.
I took a selfie and my face was all over the place. It looked like I had a facepalm and a facepunch at the same time.
My friends all did the face touchie and I just stood there like I was waiting for a punchline.
The group photo had three girls doing the face touchie and me looking confused because I didn’t know what I was supposed to do.