Face to Headboard Missile
When a guy gets butt-fucked so hard he thinks he's being shot out of a cannon. The girl goes off like a firework and slams her face into the headboard like it's a punching bag.
He said he felt like a bullet. The headboard said it felt like a hammer.
She came so hard the headboard started a karate class.
He was so shocked he asked if the bed was a spaceship.