face time

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Time when you actually talk to a client in real life instead of typing nonsense or calling them. No emails. No texts. Just you and them. Face to face. No hiding.
Client: 'I need this by tomorrow.' Me: 'I'll be there at 9.'
I showed up in person. He said, 'You're not even on my list.'
He asked me to leave. I said, 'You're the one who called me.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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How long your woman sits on your face during sex. Whether you're gay, straight, or just confused. Either way, it's face time.
'I came home at 1 AM. She was still on me.'
He asked, 'What's the deal with your face time?' I said, 'She's not done yet.'
He said, 'I can't even breathe.' I said, 'That's face time.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you stay late at the office just so people can see you. You're not working. You're just trying to look busy so you can get a bonus.
'I'm still here. I'm not leaving.'
He said, 'I'm working.' I said, 'You're not even on your computer.'
She asked, 'Why are you still here?' He said, 'I'm trying to get a bonus.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When Face from the A-Team uses his charm to get into a building. Usually on a hot chick with a big hairdo. Sometimes it's just him getting it on with the chick.
'I walked in with a smile and a wink. She let me in.'
He said, 'I just got laid by the chick who let me in.'
He said, 'It's not just the building. It's the chick.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you're getting head. Or when your girl is getting face time. Either way, it's all about the mouth.
'I came home and he was eating me out.'
He said, 'She's got a mouth for days.'
He said, 'I didn't even get to finish.' I said, 'That's face time.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Time you're in front of someone. Not on the phone. Not texting. Just you and them. In person. No hiding.
'I sat in front of him for an hour.'
He said, 'You're not even talking.' I said, 'I'm face to face with you.'
She said, 'Why are you here?' I said, 'I'm face to face with you.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you're physically in front of someone. Not hiding behind a screen. Not texting. Just you and them. In person. No phone.
'I was there all day.'
He said, 'You're just there.' I said, 'I'm not texting.'
She said, 'Why are you still here?' I said, 'I'm face to face with you.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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