face the axe
An axe goes up your butt and starts chopping everything in sight, like you're a juicy steak and the axe is a hungry chef.
My brother used an axe on me during a video game battle. It was face the axe time.
My mom took the axe and went in for a surprise anal attack. I screamed and cried.
The teacher used the axe on me for not doing my homework. My butt felt like a war zone.