face space urchin - A face space urchin is someone who is so stuck on FaceSpace

A face space urchin is someone who is so stuck on FaceSpace they think it’s their real life. They’d rather die than not have likes.

I FaceSpaced my ex and they liked it. I still don’t know why.

I FaceSpaced my brother and now he’s my best friend online.

I FaceSpaced my teacher and now she follows me.