face snatch
A face snatch is an old woman who smells like cigarettes, wine, and sadness, and never gets laid because no one wants to touch her.
My grandma is a face snatch. She smells like a dead cat and a bad decision.
My aunt is a face snatch. She drinks all day and looks like she’s been crying for years.
My teacher’s mom is a face snatch. She walks in like she just came out of a prison.